Idiot Pottery

Poor Idiot Pottery was the only way these clowns could make any kind of living! Gaze upon the wondrous, shiny, and pretty things afore you. All of these are “Authentic Recreations of Pieces never made”. In the 12th to 14th centuries, pieces like these were every day utensils. NOT THE LUTE YOU IDIOT!

All of our pieces are hand molded using pinch pot or drape molding techniques, making each piece unique only unto itself.

Dainty (and very dirty) fingers and hands carefully craft your next drinking vessel.

Now this special little piece is NOT a crack pipe but, an authentically recreated hand forged TOBACCO pipe, and only TOBACCO was used... I think.

Yah, not really sure what the hell this is...